Grandpa's Missing

Daughter: Grandpa's Missing?
Granddaugher: He's with his girlfriend.

The Fear of Writing ... in a six word play.

Writer: I'm not a writer.
Friend: Why not?

At a Twitter Conference...a six word play.

Geek: Can't talk.
Boss: Why?
Geek: Twitter conference.
Boss: Oh....?

Honesty in Business...in a six word play

Salesperson: The idiots bought it.
Honest Owner: You're fired!

Writers Hate the Truth...a six word play.

Writer: "Well?"
Reader: "Don't quit your day job."

Changing Marketing...in six words.

Marketing Executive: TV?
Newest Marketing Intern: No.
Marketing Executive: Magazines?
Newest Marketing Intern: No.
Marketing Executive: What?
Newest Marketing Intern: Twitter.

Getting Back Thelma...in six words.

Father: Kidnapped?
Son: Yes.
Father: Ransom?
Son: $1,000,000
Father: Pay?
Son: Never!

When brides change their minds...in six words.

Wedding Photographer: Ready?
Bride: No!
Wedding Photographer: Almost?
Bride No!
Wedding Photographer: When?
Bride: NEVER!!!!!!

Making the deal...in just six words.

Writer: So?
Editor: Interesting.
Writer: Interesting?
Editor: Very.
Writer: Deal?
Editor: Deal!

Driving in Manhattan

Taxi Driver: You idiot!
Taxi Driver: (2 seconds later) Let's go!
Taxi Driver: (1 second later) You too!

Control...do you control your dog or does he control you?

Man: Sit.
Dog: Ruff.
Man: Sit.
Dog: Ruff.
Man: Please.
Dog: (sitting) Ruff.

When Shakespeare was an actor...a play in six words by Joel Heffner

Shakespeare: The play's the thing.
Shakespeare's Mother: Your point?

A generation gap in picture taking...in six words.

Photographer: Lights!
Assistant: Ready.
Photographer: Camera!
Assistant: Ready.
Photographer: Film!
Assistant: Film?

Pencils? [A six word play for writers.]

Writer: Pencils?
Coach: Yes.
Writer: Pencils?
Coach: Yes!
Writer: Why?
Coach: Erasers!

Why kids actually read...a six word play.

Mom: Reading.
Dad: Why?
Mom: Don't understand it either.

A "Why" play in only six words.

Student: Why?
Professor: You know the reasons.
Student: Oh.